I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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