did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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