Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Small penises have feelings too.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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