I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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