I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
