How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I need water and some morals
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