I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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