Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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