He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
