I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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