I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Is this like a preordered booty call?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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