Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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