shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Is it because I queefed?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You pole danced in your parka.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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