am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
