I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
now i know why i became what i already was.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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