another moral hangover. fuck.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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