i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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