I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Pooping to opera.
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