She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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