those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
