that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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