Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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