Don't you send me to vm
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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