wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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