This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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