Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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