Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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