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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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