I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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