Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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