We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
And then he peed in my hair
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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