How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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