So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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