Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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