How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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