That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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