do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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