have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
