I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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