Pants 0. Shit 1.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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