omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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