My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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