normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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