We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Bring me that man meat
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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