I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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