i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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