Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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