Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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