You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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