he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
no. you can't hotbox the world.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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