i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
