Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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