She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She announced her abortion via fbk
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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